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| Budweiser, the King of...OOH! A horsey! |
Fairfield, CA
When the tour guide mentions that the Budweiser brewmaster's job is to sample each batch of beer at least five times during the brewing process, inevitably some jackwad in the crowd will yell, "Are you hiring?!"
Be prepared for it. Then stare down the idiot until he sinks in his seat, allowing the guide to continue his or her spiel.
The Budweiser Tour includes a short video explaining the history of the company, importance of their ingredients and other fun facts, all to be enjoyed over pretzels and two complimentary beers of your choice, so long as you're 21 or over. Soft drinks are available for designated drivers, loyal Coors fans and skinny brown girls with empty stomachs for whom one glass of beer would leave her sloppy on the floor.
After getting "warmed up", you'll be taken to a 40-something degree cold storage area to view endless rows of massive tanks and identify those female tour participants regretting they had dressed so scantily.
Grab a piece of souvenir beechwood on the way out, and consider that the wood scrap was likely instrumental in some of the 2,000 cans produced each minute at the brewery.
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