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| Like yours truly, this guy is always hungry. |
Solvang, CA
After spending several hours shoving Aebleskiver down your throat (which sounds a lot dirtier than it is), the next logical thing to do would be...feeding ostriches, of course!
A few bucks get you the experience of a lifetime. Dog dishes affixed to dust pans are the perfect receptacles for food pellets; hold onto these handles for dear life, as the creatures will try time and time again to grab the contraptions out of your weak little hands. This is where strong core muscles come into play: plant your feet, don't turn your back to the birds, and hope for the best.
Afterwards, stand back and admire these beautiful creatures. Then, ponder the fact that contrary to all other birds, ostriches are the only ones who store their urine separate from their feces. Just something to keep in mind the next time you bite into that juicy ostrich burger.
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