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Laguna Niguel, CA
I was once mooned at a tailgate party prior to a Jimmy Buffet concert. Maybe that's how they pick up chicks in Columbus, Ohio...who knows. I distinctly remember it was a father and son team. The son was in fairly decent shape, his derriere was tan, and he seemed just happy to be there. His father, on the other hand, was a hot, drunken mess, with a butt that was not only flabby, but had the added bonus of being hairy and pasty white.
Unfortunately, I will never be able to get that image out of my head (probably because I took a photo of it).
Allow me to introduce you to an event that may scar you for life as well: Moon Amtrak (and Metrolink).
Once a year, individuals participate in roughly 16 hours of enthusiastic mooning action. The curious come to witness this crazy event which actually occurs without any official organizers or sponsors. The Orange County Sheriff's Department keeps the peace.
Ride Amtrak or Metrolink towards the Mugs Away Saloon in Laguna Niguel. Those who are nuts for butts will be lining up along the chain link fence near the tracks.
While decorating butts is allowed, mooners are discouraged from consuming alcohol or urinating in public during this event. I mean, come on, people. This is a classy event, okay?
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