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Vallejo, CA
At last, a chance to legally grab some booty in Solano County!
If you're still nurturing a disturbing Daryl Hannah fetish from the early 80s, you're in luck: this year, you'll be able to snap photos with mermaids in the new lagoon. More of a Johnny Depp fan? Well, he won't be there, but you'll enjoy the magic, ventriloquism and comedic stylings of Captain Jack Spareribs!
Stuff your gullet with festive grub including fish and chips, pretzels and pickles. You'll need the energy to navigate your way to activities such as sword fighting, cannon battles, and the vixens of singing group Queen Anne's Revenge, whose name sounds like the result of eating too many of those pretzels and pickles.
Bask in a magical day of piratedom, and and be wary of any old, toothless man asking you to "walk his plank".
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